Student-Teacher Joke – Funny Jokes For Kids

Funny Jokes for kids

 

Teacher and Little Santa

Teacher : Anyone who thinks he’s stupid may stand up
Nobody stands up….
Teacher : I’m sure there are some stupid students over here!!
Little Santa stands up
Teacher : Oh, Santa you think you’re stupid?
Little Santa : No… I just feel bad that you’re standing alone…

Funny Joke and Punjabi चुटकले – Teacher and student Joke – Student-Teacher Joke – Funny Jokes For Kids

लडकिया यहाँ से जा चुकी हैं

Teacher :  इस sentence को English में translate करो .

लडकिया यहाँ से जा चुकी हैं .”

Student : Oh shit! I am late…

Funny and Hilarious Punjabi Joke –teacher student funny joke – Ladkiyan yahan se ja chuki hain

Logic

अध्यापक : बच्चों को महाभारत पढाते हुए- “कंस ने सुना कि देवकी का आठवां पुत्र उसे मार देगा
तो उसने देवकी और वसुदेव को जेल में डाल दिया”
पहला बच्चा हुआ, कंस ने मार दिया.
दूसरा हुआ, कंस ने मार दिया, तीसरा भी, चौथा भी……..आठवां….

शिष्य: गुरु जी एक मिन्ट..

गुरु: क्या बात है?

शिष्य: अगर कंस को पता था कि देवकी और वसुदेव का आठवां बच्चा उसे मार देगा
तो उसने दोनों को एक ही कोठरी में क्यों बंद किया?

अध्यापक बेहोश! …………….Bhai ladke ki baat me logic to hai 😥

Funny and Hilarious Punjabi Joke –teacher student funny joke – Logic to hai – Student-Teacher Joke – Funny Jokes For Kids

नई खोज

इंजिनियरिंग के छात्र : Sir हमने एक ऐसी चीज बनाई है जिसकी सहायता से आप दीवार के आर-पार देख सकते हैं।

सर : वाह! क्या चीज है वह?

छात्र : दीवार में छेद।

सर: दे थप्पड़ दे थप्पड़ , दे थप्पड़

Funny and Hilarious Punjabi Joke –teacher student funny joke

मुँह में पानी आना

Teacher – इस मुहाबरे तो Phrase में इस्तेमाल करो

“मुँह में पानी आना”

Student – जैसे ही मैंने नल को मुँह से लगा कर नल चालू किया , मेरे मुँह में पानी आ गया 😆

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कभी गाली नहीं दी

Sir – तेरी शिकायत आई है तू गालिया बहुत देता है

Student – Sir , मैंने तो कभी किसी कुत्ते के बच्चे तक को गाली नहीं दी
पता नहीं किस उल्लू के पठे ने आपको बताया है
अगर वो कुत्ते का पिला सामने आये तो उसे देख लूंगा

Sir आपका Student ज़लील बन के नाच लेगा , लेकिन कभी किसी को गाली नहीं देगा 😎 😡

Funny and Hilarious Punjabi Joke – student and Teacher joke, Girls and boys Joke

Active voice and passive voice

Teacher – Active voice and passive voice के example बताओ

Student – Madam Ji….

Active Voice – तेरे मस्त मस्त दो नैन मेरे दिल का ले गए चैन
passive voice – मेरे दिल का ले गए चैन तेरे मस्त मस्त दो नैन

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जोर से बोलो

Teacher = ‘A’ for?

Student = Apple..

Teacher = जोर से बोलो

Student = जय माता दी…. 🙂

Funny punjabi joke – Kids Joke , Student teacher joke

Teacher: whoever answers my next question, can go home.
One boy throws his bag out the window.
Teacher: who just threw that?! Boy: Me!
I’m going home now.

Student-Teacher Joke and SMS

Teacher:  You know you can’t sleep in my class.
Boy:  I know.
But maybe if you were just a little quieter, I could.

Student-Teacher Joke and SMS

Boy: “I got an F in arithmetic.”
Father: “Why?”
Boy: “The teacher asked ‘How much is 2×3?’ and I said ‘6’”
Father: “But that’s right!”
Boy: “Then she asked me ‘How much is 3×2?'”
Father: “What’s the fucking difference?”
Boy: “That’s exactly what I said!”

Student-Teacher Joke and SMS

The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch.
At the head of the table was a large pile of apples.
The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray, “Take only one.
God is watching.”
Moving further along the lunch line,
at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies.
One child whispered to another, “Take all you want.
God is watching the apples.

Student-Teacher Joke and SMS

A student comes to a young professor’s office hours.
She glances down the hall, closes his door, kneels pleadingly. “
I would do anything to pass this exam.”
She leans closer to him, flips back her hair, gazes meaningfully into his eyes. “
I mean…” she whispers, ” I would do…anything.”
He returns her gaze. “Anything?” Anything.”
His voice softens. “Anything??” “Absolutely anything.”
His voice turns to a whisper. “Would you…study?”

Student-Teacher Joke and SMS

“Dad, I don’t want to go to school today.” said the boy.
“Why not, son?”
Well, one of the chickens on the school farm died last week and we had chicken soup for lunch the next day.
Then three days ago one of the pigs died and we had roast pork the next day.”
But why don’t you want to go today?
Because our English teacher died yesterday!

Student-Teacher Joke and SMS-Funny Joke for Kids

Teacher:  I killed a person, tell me this sentence in future tense.
Student:  In future tense, You will go to jail.

Boy:  Isn’t the principal a dummy!

Girl: “Say, do you know who I am?”
Boy: “No.” Girl: “I’m the principal’s daughter.”
Boy: “And do you know who I am?”
Girl: “No,”
Boy: “Thank goodness!”

Student-Teacher Joke and SMS – Funny jokes for kids

One day a college professor after getting irritated in his college
class stands up in front of the class and asks if anyone in the class is an idiot,
and if there is one then he/she should stand up.
After a minute a young man stands up.
The professor then asks that guy if he actually thinks he is an idiot.
The boy replied, “No, I just didn’t want to see you standing there all by yourself.”

Student-Teacher Joke and SMS – Funny jokes for kids

A little boy is in school working on his arithmetic.
The teacher says, “Imagine there are 5 black birds sitting on a fence.
You pick up your BB gun and shoot one. How many blackbirds are left?”
The little boy thinks for a moment and says, “NONE!”
The teacher replies, “None, how do you figure that?”

The little boy says, “if I shoot one, all the other birds will fly away scared,
leaving none on the fence.” The teacher replies, “
Hmm, not exactly, but I do like the way you think!”
The little boy then says, “Teacher, let me ask you a question.
There are 3 women sitting on a park bench eating ice cream cones.
One is licking her cone, another is biting it and the third one is sucking it.
How can you tell which one of the women is married?
The teacher ponders the question uncomfortably and then finally replies, 
Well, I guess the one sucking her cone.

To which the little boy replies, “Actually, its the one with the wedding ring,
but I do like the way YOU think!”

Student-Teacher Joke and SMS